A Brief Blah Blah and Then, Bye Bye

Going to Atlatl Rock. It’s time for the annual pilgrimage. Going to Atlatl Rock to pray. Yup, I pray. Wow, go figure. I even “believe” in God. Whatever that means. I’m not going to pray to the Rock. Nope. That’d be just silly. Okay, now for some brief filler.

My name is Don Nash. Yup, that’d be me. I use the moniker ‘Skulz Fontaine’ more often than not on account of it just tickles me. I’ve used any number of monikers over the years. Yup. Been at this blogging crap for a while now. My all time favorite moniker/handle was ‘Bonethug Iranian’ and for reasons possibly obvious, that went nowhere quicker than most of the stuff I write ordinarily.

What in hell have ANY Amerikans got to fear from Iranians? Nothing that I can reasonably ascertain. Iranians are not now nor have they EVER been Amerika’s enemy. Nope. They’re just folks same as you or me. Golly, did you know that Iranians bleed red? Yup. Just like everybody. So you can’t put too much truck in anything that Israel has to blabber on the Iranian matter. Well and then, Amerikan government. That glorious histrionic Amerikan government tends to be a mite over-propagandistic about Iran, Iraq, Syria, anything Muslim, and even our actual and very real enemy Israel. Yup, I said that and I meant that. Israel is some bad juju and Jews and/or those Israel-first types can’t construe that to be “anti-semitic.” Which by the by, that ‘anti-semitic’ crap has sort of worn out it’s ‘alleged’ horror. Did you hear that Crackerman? 

You see, the Crackman is a punk. But that little tale is for another day. Oh yeah Spencer baby, this shit ain’t over.

Let me see, where was I? Oh yeah, Atlatl Rock. Deep in the West Desert America is a place of stark beauty. Humans have been making pilgrimage to Atlatl Rock for about one dang long time. What an amazing sanctuary. We go there for some time out. We and that’s me, my Mary, and Chance the Thunder Dog. One of these days I’ll have to post a pix of Chance the Thunder Dog. Damn killer hound he is. When we got the Chance Dog, it dawned on me I’d never have to buy my Mary a pistole. Nope. The Chance Dog is better than ANY pistole on any day of the week. I am not a pacifist. I believe it is best to “live and let live” but, if’n anyone cares to scrap well, it’s on baby and it’s on penitentiary style. Good old face to face hands on violence. Do the shit right or don’t do it at all. You listening Crackerman? Asshole! Whoopsies, I digress.

Okay one last point or so. Republicans AND Democrats are the problem in Amerika. Simple as that. Both parties have failed ‘we the American people’ severely. By “failed”, I’d have to include the Iraqnam, Afghanisnam, rendition, detention, fucking torture, wars of naked aggression, government lying about 9/11 and the Iraqnam, Bush, Cheney, Uncle Rahm Emmanuel, Precedent Oh-bomb-ah and what a lying sack of well coiffured shit he turned out to be, Eric Holder, Torquemada Ashcroft, John Yoo, and you see? It’s all the same bullshit and it DOES NOT matter if it’s Republican bullshit or Democrat bullshit. It all still stinks and ‘we the people’ are getting the shaft and the tab. 

So when a brain-dead Republican Representative from Minnesota, and that would be one Michele Bachmann, starts calling for “armed insurrection” against Amerikan government, it’s time to sit up and take notice. She’s a douche-bag dumb-ass and even she can read the writing on the wall.

These upcoming days and months will be some exciting times. Yup. Now, how one goes about the business of gaining solidarity among the disparate groups of unhappy Amerikans in Amerika would be an extraordinary feat of amazing organizational skill. Herculean? Yeah, about like that. But, Michele Bachmann is almost as cute as Sarah Palin. It is a given that neither one of them has an elevator that goes all the way to the top. The calls for ‘revolution’ are coming from some of the weirdest places. And, from some of the weirdest people. I thought I was all alone. Nope.

Anyway, the problem with too much civil disobedience in this day and age should be obvious. Our gloriously fascist government WILL declare ‘martial law’ in about a New York minute. They’ve been chomping at the bit to do exactly that since the days of Bushco. Damn, how come a genocidal freak like George Bush isn’t shackled and chained and sitting in the dock at the International Criminal Court at the Hague? Or Tony ‘lap doggie’ Blair for that matter. And the world wonders why that Sudanese clown runs around laughing at the ICC. The ICC is irrelevant and there will NEVER be justice in our world. Loads of hypocrisy but, no justice.

Back to the anyway, we’re off for a week or so and damn it’ll be good to get to the Rock and some quiet prayer time and it isn’t like we’ve got much to pray for. Nope, hardly at all. So as the Tigger always says, ‘TTFN!”

Don

aka Skulz

Gaza Strip, Utah/Nevada

A Brief Hiatus so… See you all soon!

The Capital Hillbillies!

 

High on a lofty hill squarely in the “governing district” of Babylon-On-The-Potomac, live the Capital Hillbillies. Ensconced snuggly comfortable in a mansion built by ‘we the people’. Well, not exactly by “regular” people. Nope. The Imperial Mansion was built by slaves. 

535 “deserving” souls are enshrined there. Well, that’s minus one. On account of Minnesota can’t figure out what to do with whiny Norm Coleman. So theoretically there should be 535 “deserving” souls enshrined in the Imperial Mansion but, there are in actual fact only 534.

Each and every one of those 535/534 “deserving” souls lives the life of exquisite pomp. Extraordinary circumstance would dictate that “deserving” rank has it’s privilege and so it has. Each and every morning in each and every office scattered in and around the Imperial Mansion, shuffling minions employed by the “deserving” souls gather bags of money that are each and every day, mysterious left in each and every office. Bag money for those “deserving” souls that are enshrined in the Imperial Mansion. Capitulist types might suggest that to be “special interest enticement” but, for the sake of theoretical debate, we’ll just stay with bag money. It’s in the bag. Get it?

To maintain that the Capital Hillbillies are a contemptuously condescending lot, would be an understatement. A gross devaluation of repugnance in stark over-definition. 

     “Antecedence, thy hideous pretension has shaken the foundations of propriety. Therefore we should and must lay the accusation of CORRUPT at the clay feet of scalawags!”…

                                                                Thelonius ‘blue-eyes’ Whitebread

The Capital Hillbillies are by their very nature, enamored with two things. Acquiring “vast” mountains of untraceable money and the slaughter of boys and girls. American boys and girls. American military service boys and girls. Not that military service is a bad thing. It is not. That very commitment to “service” is noble, selfless, and can provide a future that might not be had by just ordinary ‘unwashed’ American mutts. However, service to leadership that is blind, devoid of human compassion, nonsensical, and leaning towards genocidal mania is a “fool’s devotion” and borderlines the immoral. Given that MOST of what the Capital Hillbillies manage to pull off on any particular day being nonsensical, one can forgive devotion to the foolish. Right. 

Indiscriminate slaughter is merely that. Messy too. However, that’s never bothered or stopped the Capital Hillbillies. They’re busy in that Imperial Mansion doing whatever it is “deserving” souls do. Counting all that money one could surmise. Well and planning even “more and better slaughter” to serve our immediate and further needs. The Capital Hillbillies deem it wise to slaughter when the slaughtering is good and later, they deny the slaughter with a vengeance and blame some ‘other’ sap for rendition, detention, torture, and of course the slaughter. 

“They” asked to be slaughtered! Comes the ringing recantation of ‘moral ambivalence’. 

     “Us vs them and after all, they’re only inordinately men!”…

                                                    Quisling B. Obligatory

So in the end, one might be forced to concede that the Capital Hillbillies can at times be visionary. The Capital Hillbillies can “envision” a future that might not include you or me. However they’re safe and comfy and really, isn’t that all that matters? Well certainly that’s all that matters. Just as long as the American people are willing to cough up their children for that ‘interminable slaughter’ motif and not ask questions. About money, taxes, bailouts, TARP money, bag money or should that be “special interest enticement” money, corruption, deficit spending, deficits, the Federal Reserve, or Uncle Rahm Emmanuel and his “curious” ties to Israel.

Besides, the Capital Hillbillies have always got that ‘Texas Tea’ red flag and that works just about every time. Sure it does. And, you ought to see the ‘cement pond’ that the “deserving” souls have built for themselves just in back of the Imperial Mansion.

Back To Afghanisnam!

Away we go!

All Precedent Oh-bomb-ah needs is a ‘Gulf of Tonkin’ resolution. Why you can just hear the Babylon-On-The-Potomac punditry screaming bloody freaking murder. Afghanisnam Navy sinks U.S.S. Ronald Reagan! It’s coming, oh yes, it’s coming. You know, cause on account of the Afghanisnam Navy am some bad mofo’s. Yup! Hell, half the damn Afghanisnam fleet is captained by al-Qaeda types. Yup. And don’t you just know that it was the freaking Swiss that outfitted the Afghans with their navy. Damn Swiss anyway. They should just stick to cheese and banking. That’s all the Swiss are good for anyway. Well, they do make some pretty nifty watches. And “neutrality” of course. Wait a minute, how come if’n the Swiss are “neutral”, they’re busy outfitting the Afghanisnam Navy with battle-cruisers? Dang, why is that?

So Precedent Oh-bomb-ah will ‘boldly’ go where no “thinking” person has dared to tread and get even more Amerikan service boys and girls killed and/or worse than killed. 

You’ve got to admit that the wars of naked aggression in the Iraqnam and Afghanisnam have certainly been a boon for the prosthetics industry. Yikes! Hmmm, would that be ‘war profiteering’? You don’t see the prosthetics industry whoring around Babylon-On-The-Potomac wheedling for a ‘bailout’. Nope. I wonder how much stock old Shotgun Cheney owns in the prosthetics industry? Bundles I’d bet. Illegal war certainly makes for some strange leggings.

So Precedent Oh-bomb-ah gonna send more service boys and girls to meet their fate and damn, what is the Precedent thinking? I mean besides turning profit for the military/industrial complex. That dang war stuff is handsomely profitable for them. Well and Wall Street. Wait a minute, we might have just stumbled on to something here. Nothing says “save the economy” like a grand old fashioned war. Well, it really doesn’t have to be old fashioned or grand. Nope. Just protracted and interminably gruesome. You know, with lots of torn bodies and loss of limb and grievous brain trauma. Yeah, now there’s profitability one can spread around all over the ‘economy’. Yup, sure as hell can.

Wanky’s Wonder Appendage Emporium is gonna make a killing. Yeah and so will Precedent Oh-bomb-ah’s pals and personal entourage. War profits the upper crust and YOU get to sacrifice for their cause! You know that grand old Amerikan sacrifice that the ruling elite NEVER make. Legs, arms, feets, hands, brains, futures, and simple human decency/dignity.

Wow and wait a minute, does Chuck Schumer gots ANY of his kids serving our nation in the military? Or Kerry ‘the wondrous limp-dick’ or Joe ‘little butcher’ Lieberman or John ‘boner’ Boehner  or what about Eric ‘lickspittle’ Cantor? Hmmm, bets anyone? Anyone?

So when one can’t fix a bankrupt economy, it is a “fabled” grand tradition to war. Just so happens that there’s war in Iraqnam AND Afghanisnam. Wow go figure. The Oh-bomb-ah “surge in Afghanisnam” even had all the prerequisite hype, hysteria, histrionics, and propaganda necessary to stand before the Amerikan people and lie like a dirty rug. Dang ‘war of terror’ he tells us. Wait a minute, they (inside the belt-way losers) changed that handle. They did huh. Now they’re calling it the ‘Greater Obfuscative Charade To Dummy-down The Sheeple And Grab They Chillins”! Yeah sumpin’ like that.

If’n there’s war, more war, wars of terror, and fake-ass bravado well then the folks ain’t about to get all uppity about being broke and screwed out of their livelihoods. Nope. Can’t be venting that spleen on the bankers and Wall Street crooks that screwed us in the first place. Nope. Gots a Afghanisnam to worry about. al-Qaeda and Hamas and all them really ‘axis of illogical’ baddies to worry about. 

So bye bye Ms. American pie and when you get back from the Iraqnam or Afghanisnam, IF you can still drive your Chevy to the levee you’ve got Amerika’s grand ‘prosthetics’ industry to thank. Fix you up better than ever. Faster, stronger, AND you won’t hardly have to wobble. Nope. Good for the economy and good for the Oh-bomb-ah ‘grand strategy’ for getting excess Amerikan childrenry off’n the streets and off’n the books. I mean isn’t that “change” that seems inordinately the same as the last change we got before things changed and really after all the smoke and mirrors and sleight of hand, it’s all just the same shit we had in the first place. I mean, if’n one doesn’t use that “change” it all turns to dust. Ashes to ashes and artificial rust. If’n the surge don’t get ya, the bailouts must!

stankin’!

Pot Kettle Black!

WA-AH WA-AH!

all she wanna do is dance?

Some Truth In Lending!

My Dear Christy…

For Christy and any/all that might have a lookit. You asked, “when will it all end?” By that I would assume you mean the Obama plan for “economic recovery” or whatever in hell our Precedent Home-boy is meaning. Given the ‘leadership’ style of Turbo Timmy Geithner, “it” will end when the Treasury is empty and the American people are destitute. We’re pretty close to that now. 

You see, Turbo Timmy and Stanky Bernanke are all from the same cesspool that gave America this fine fiscal disaster in the first place. The Wall Street Old Boy Network of Corrupt Treason, Greed, and High Crimes Sans the Misdemeanors. Yup. That’s to include Hank ‘the gank’ Paulson and our now “retired” Alan Greenspan whom is the brainy half of the Andrea Mitchell team. You know, Andrea Mitchell of NBC News and former Iraq War Cheerleader. By the by, Andrea was getting dorked by Tucker Carlson at the time of the Iraq War Run-up and it was Mitchell that got ‘Ancillary’ Carlson to ditch the bowtie. Yeah, TMZ missed that one.  Sorry, I digress.

You see, Republicans AND Democrats are in brazen collusion to gut the American economy and enslave the docile stiffs that are the backbone of our ONCE great nation. That spiffy ‘American Dream’ is merely slavery. Economic slavery. Hell, the ‘movers and shakers’ can’t move the American economy. Nope. They profit like Pavlovian dogs but, there ain’t shit they do otherwise. Seems like a sweet gig. For them. Some would call that a “symbiotic cancer” and I would tend to agree with the theoretical. 

Republicans started the great American gutting about the time of “Savior Reagan” and have been at it every since. The Democrats were right there cheering and taking home huge bags of money from the ’special interests’ and oil companies. Nothing special about oil companies except maybe the horrific profit margins they regularly report out to ABCBSCNNBCMSNBC. Then ass-wipes like that Cramer chump tell the great American “mark” to buy buy buy invest invest invest. So’s when the chickens come home to roost and ain’t nothing in the hen house, chumps like Cramer still gots buckets full and the freaking chickens can starve. Cramer is an ass-wipe and let’s not be disingenuous about that. Cramer is not alone. 

So, the Republi-crats ARE the sinister “cancer” that’s eating America. Alive. As long as the cancer is fed and fed quite adequately I would add, NOT ONE THING will change. You’ve got to give Precedent Home-boy a “thumbs up” for his stellar job of selling ‘populist’ to the American people. However, Precedent Home-boy is just the “new” face on the same old monster. That monster IS American government. Government by the elite/aristocratic/arrogant/and filthy freaking rich.

Did you happen to make note of whom is on the receiving end of the TARP crap or the TALF crap or the ’stimulus’ crap? Ain’t you or me. It’s AIG, Citibank, GM, Ford, the military industrial complex, congressmen/women, Israel, Stago the Vampire Idaho Spud, Larry Craig and the Boy Scouts of America, GE, and you could and should fill in a blank for corporate treason and greed.

Treason is exactly what ‘we the people’ are faced with here. Constitutionally defined treason. America’s “mercantile” democracy is going the way of the red tennis shoe. Painlessly and shamelessly. 

So, “when will it end?” Soon dear, very freaking soon. What we’re witness to now are the funny and feeble attempts to prop up a trembling house of cards. Credit cards. Or that should properly be, ‘credit default swaps’ which is about a three card game of Monty that should have got our political rulers tossed summarily into the big house. Anyway, the cat’s out the bag and it’s like one colossal cluster-fuck to cover their rotting asses and avoid prison. They of course being the Wall Street Traitors and the political whores that work for the traitors in Babylon-On-The-Potomac. Yeah, it will end soon and it won’t be pretty.

The signs of the end are blowing in the wind right now. The ‘great American unwashed’ are getting just a mite unruly. About too unruly for the ‘movers and shakers’ and won’t be much longer before Homeland Security or some Wall Street cretin calls ‘martial law’ and time’s out. The mechanisms for exactly such a scenario are already on the books. That would be the U.S. Code Annotated and you might want to ask John Yoo about U.S. Code Annotated. However, don’t turn your back on Yoo. That sum bitch would have you renditioned to Guantanamo and mercy, that’d just suck!

Yeah, we’ve not so much longer playing at the ‘land of the free and blah blah blah…’! Precedent Home-boy has got a plate-o-over-flowing and things grow more ominous and worse by the freaking minute. The Iraqnam could very well blow up directly in the American military face and so much for the “surge.” No one and that’s from Alexander the Great on down has ever been able to do more than die in Afghanistan. Precedent Home-boy gots to solve that fine genocidal mess before we do run out of money. Ain’t about to happen but Precedent Home-boy can at least put up the pretense. 

Yeah, feeling betrayed? Oh mercy, it’s worse than betrayal. Democrats, Republicans, Wall Street evil, Turbo Timmy Geithner, and as the weather warms and the sun returns to our half of the planet just you wait until the air conditioning won’t work. 

What do we do? Wait patiently and watch carefully. This American geyser is getting ready to blow. Hell, don’t get me wrong here. Unlike a fat over-coiffured greasy puke like Pills Limbaugh or Eric ‘fop’ Cantor, I want Precedent Home-boy to succeed. Hell, I’ve lived in America all my life. I like it here. I don’t like what’s happening at present but, this is still my country and I could give a shit less what shrikes like Malkin, Coulter, the Fox spewing heads, or Uncle Rahm Emmanuel have to say. About ANYTHING! 

There’s a saying out in my neck of the Great American Western Woods and it goes, “you can talk the talk but, you had better walk the walk. Translated that means, “put up or shut the fuck up!” So far all we’ve got from Precedent Home-boy is talk. The mechanisms in Obama Plan Z, don’t do squat for ‘we the people’. Ergo, Turbo Timmy had best stay the hell away from my neighborhood. He’d get egged upside his head in about a blink. TARPTALFSTIMULIBONER is loads of meaningless drivel. So sadly Ms. Christy, when it all ends is anyone’s guess. Where it all ends, now that’s the question for the hour. Where it all ends is the pressing question for our times. Hmmm, we do seem to be in some ‘dark’ times and that’s a given. 

Obama can give one “thrilling” sermon. Sermons don’t/won’t solve our problems. Action will. So, let’s devise a plan of ‘action’ and get to acting out. Get it? Acting out? Hmmm, on second thought we’d probably better not let Homeland Security get drift of plans for acting out. Wait patiently and watch. Things are about to get really exciting! Yup, sure ’nuff!